Political countdown

Ron Paul is now polling at 10% in Iowa. Whether that new poll means anything more than earlier polls is up in the air. My guess is that the actual results on January 3 will only vaguely resemble "scientific" predictions.

Hillary Clinton is still campaigning for Bill's third term (now with tits). If you want the man back, vote for the lady, she seems to promise. Actually, I suspect that Bill would get served with divorce papers on Hillary's inauguration day.

And Mike Huckabee is getting scarier by the day. Is he really a would-be theocrat who wants to bash heathens with his Jesus stick? Or does he just like hanging around with "Christocrats"?

Oh, and John Edwards says we should vote for him because he speaks with an exaggerated Southern drawl. How do you argue with that?