Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Who won Super Tuesday?

Politicians, of course.

But the losers? That would be the rest of us.

I mean, really ... John McCain? Hillary Clinton? Mitt Romney? Barack Obama? Take your pick -- it's like going to a bondage den and having to choose your master or mistress from a lineup of fat, balding former Stasi agents. And, oh yeah, there's no safeword.

It's really better to resist the temptation and stay out of the den to begin with. If they'd leave us that option, that is.



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