Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Die for the environment

According to Prof. Schpinkee's Greenhouse Calculator, offered up by the Australian Broadcasting Corporation, I should have died when I was 2.6 years old for the sake of the environment. Apparently, I ate my fair share of meat, burned my gas and spent my money all while I was a toddler.
I suppose it's possible that the people who created this fun little kid-friendly educational tool aren't actually sick-and-twisted human-haters who want to drive children to fling themselves from highway overpasses; maybe they're agents provocateurs who want to portray environmentalists in as negative a light as they can.

Anyway, give the calculator a whirl and find out when you should die. For my part, I'm going to eat a burger and burn some dead dinosaurs. I'm living on borrowed time, after all.



Anonymous The Infamous Oregon Lawhobbit said...

Hah hah! I almost got to adolescence - 11.6 years.

June 11, 2008 7:51 AM  

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